Pulling Out: Not Just for the Bedroom Anymore

Israel is withdrawing from the Gaza strip, pending further negotiations with Palestinian authorities. Assures the world, "It'll totally work this time." World smiles and nods politely, secretly chuckles to itself.

Sharon said Israel was at a "crossroads for peace." Seemed to indicate Israel sold its soul to Satan to become more skilled at guitar.

Will this Middle East version of a Hollywood couple stay together for the kids? Or will they go back to their old habits and fall apart again? Is Israel looking to get pregnant? Is Palestine still sleeping around? The tension mounts as the world watches anxiously.

When asked to comment, God said, "I'm not touching this one with a ten foot pole." I expect he'll pull out the fifteen footer and start smiting soon enough.