$6 Bill: "Nein!" to Gay Animals

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Monday, February 14, 2005

"Nein!" to Gay Animals

Officials at a German zoo have decided to import Swedish penguins to see if they can break up homosexual penguin relationships.

Germany, of course, has had a rocky relationship with homosexuals.

Says Friedrich Nutriel, a zoo official, "It's not that we're insecure about our sexuality or anything. I like chicks. I mean, females. Not, like, birds. But, even if I did like birds, they'd be girl birds. But I don't. My penis is huge."

Penguin love of the homosexual variety, as you may well know, is international. Also, fucking cute.

The Gay Penguin, still reeling from his 2004 defeat, had no comment.

2 Comments:

Anonymous said...: that. is one of the best things. i've ever. seen.; 2/15/2005 02:08:00 PM
Damion said...: Forever Anon -- Yeah. The jokes write themselves sometimes.; 2/15/2005 04:05:00 PM