Kim Jong Gets Pissy

North Korea has announced 1) that they have "nukes" and 2) they're not really interested in disarming (strangely enough). The Bush regime, who have been too busy "liberating" Iraq to deal with, you know, actual threats, have, um... insisted the North Koreans play ball. Again. But, they're, like, totally serious this time. Condi's getting pissed. You don't want to see her mad. She'll slap a bitch.

Whether or not North Korea actually has nuclear weaponry, though, is unknown. I mean, honestly. Look at Kim. I trust that guy about as far as I can throw him. And I throw like a girl. Some believe N.K. is merely posturing, jealous of the attention Iran (whom they recently declared support for) is getting. I'm just shocked that American intelligence is so inadequate. I mean, we've had such a good record in the past for knowing exactly what was going on in rival n--hahaha... ahh. Sorry. Thought I could keep a straight face. Our intelligence sucks.

The day after the announcement, Japan was urging North Korea to reenter disarmament talks. "Seriously, dude," Junichiro Koizumi, the Japanese Prime Minister, told Kim Jong Il, the Most Powerful Whackjob in North Korea. "You don't want to piss these guys off."