Another Pope Update

According to the Pope's new book, gay marriage is "evil." Equality is an idea spawned from the bowels of hell.

I do have to agree with the Pope. What with all the happiness and dancing, and the mountains of delicious cake... The Dark Lord has surely outdone himself this time. Murder? Rape? Pfft. Kid stuff. Gay marriage? Now there's something to get pissed about.

Apart from calling gay unions "a new ideology of evil, perhaps more insidious and hidden, which attempts to pit human rights against the family and against man," the Pope unveils yet another half-cocked conspiracy theory -- Communists were the ones trying to bump him off. McCarthyism meets Fundamentalism. Jesus must be proud.

Also in the book, JP 2, as the hipsters call him, compares abortion to the holocaust. Because the fetuses are marched, tortured, branded, starved and finally executed by the thousands.

Yep. Pope's not getting old and crazy at all.